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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 17, 2025

**OMG!๐Ÿคก Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Johnny Lever, is gracing San Jose with her comedic “genius” on August 30, 2025!**…

DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST
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DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

DEMON HUNTER, those paragons ofโ€ฆ something, are bravely embarking on a U.S. tour this late summer/early fall. Prepare yourselves (or…

ROBERT PLANT Forms New Band SAVING GRACE, Presumably From Himself
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ROBERT PLANT Forms New Band SAVING GRACE, Presumably From Himself

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

LED ZEPPELIN has-been Robert Plant, still alive somehow, ๐Ÿ™„ has the audacity to announce “Saving Grace”, because, you know, the…

The Cult Announces Tour Dates for North America in October 2025, So Book Your Geriatric Rock Show Tickets Now
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The Cult Announces Tour Dates for North America in October 2025, So Book Your Geriatric Rock Show Tickets Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Satan, THE CULT, those purveyors of slightly-above-average rock anthems for the tragically unhip, are back! ๐ŸŽ‰ They’re…

Lucca Comics Invades Expo 2025: Prepare for Pasta-Fueled Manga Mayhem
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Lucca Comics Invades Expo 2025: Prepare for Pasta-Fueled Manga Mayhem

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, sweet ravioli! ๐Ÿ Lucca Comics & Games, that yearly pilgrimage for basement-dwelling nerds and aspiring manga artists, has somehow…

Disney’s Bringing Back Walt as a Robot Overlord, Prepare for the Mouse-pocalypse
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Disney’s Bringing Back Walt as a Robot Overlord, Prepare for the Mouse-pocalypse

FinnJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ After, like, a million years (okay, 60), Walt Disney is STILL haunting Disneyland! ๐Ÿ‘ป I mean, his face…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Jhonny Lever, is gracing The Space at Westbury, NY, on August 30, 2025,…

Billy Joel Doc: Prepare to be mildly entertained
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Billy Joel Doc: Prepare to be mildly entertained

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, great, another liberal love fest! CNN, HBO Max, and Warner Bros. are all slobbering over Billy Joel, a washed-up…

Monster Trucks? More like *Minor* Trucks
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Monster Trucks? More like *Minor* Trucks

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Witness VERSUS Monster Trucks in Ransomville, NY! ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ’จ Tickets are NON-REFUNDABLE! ๐Ÿ’ธ Rain or shine! ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธMaybe on August…

Cranky Kirk’s Freedom Fest: Where Freedumb Roams Free
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Cranky Kirk’s Freedom Fest: Where Freedumb Roams Free

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

16+ peeps are “interested” in this earth-shattering event! ๐Ÿ™„ Click “Notify Me” for tix info โ€“ or, like, if tix…

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