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Gamers in Shock! Putin from Tony Hawk Pro Skater Is Now in Call of Duty: Black Ops 6! 😲
Scandal of the Century: Vladimir Putin Appears as a Skater in the COD Update! 🤯🔥
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Gamers in Shock! Putin from Tony Hawk Pro Skater Is Now in Call of Duty: Black Ops 6! 😲

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 24, 2025February 23, 2025

Attention, true gamers and meme enthusiasts – brace yourselves for some shock content! Over the past few days, the internet…

⚔️ Avowed Now Auto-Installs with Windows – and You Can’t Remove It! 💸
🏰 Windows Update: Press "Space," Buy Avowed, and Get Back to Work!
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⚔️ Avowed Now Auto-Installs with Windows – and You Can’t Remove It! 💸

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2025February 20, 2025

Microsoft and Obsidian Entertainment have come up with a bold and innovative way to boost interest in their ambitious new…

🧐🎮 60% of Civilization 7 players have no clue what they’re doing — but they’re still winning!
🤔💻 Next-level game design: Civilization 7 players have no idea what they're doing, yet still beat the game
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🧐🎮 60% of Civilization 7 players have no clue what they’re doing — but they’re still winning!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2025February 17, 2025

A shocking scandal has rocked the gaming community! 😱 According to a recent leak, fewer than 40% of Civilization 7…

Sony Unveils Days Gone Remaster: Now Deacon Is a Non-Binary Queer, and Freakers Demand Social Justice! 🌈🧟‍♂️
No More Toxic Masculinity in Days Gone! Deacon Changes Pronouns — and Bikers Are Now Vegan 🚴‍♂️🥦
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Sony Unveils Days Gone Remaster: Now Deacon Is a Non-Binary Queer, and Freakers Demand Social Justice! 🌈🧟‍♂️

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2025February 13, 2025

Sony Announces Days Gone Remaster — A WOKE Transformation Where Social Justice Matters More Than Survival! 🌈🧟‍♂️ In a shocking…

🕰️ New «Back to the Future» Game Promises to Rewrite the Past, Present, and Future – Literally ✊⚡
📖🌀 Rewrite History, Fix Oppression, and Cancel the Space-Time Continuum in This Wild «Back to the Future» Game 🚀🚫
Games News

🕰️ New «Back to the Future» Game Promises to Rewrite the Past, Present, and Future – Literally ✊⚡

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 10, 2025February 10, 2025

🚗💨 BLM to the Future: Reparations Quest – that’s the name of the unexpected new video game reportedly inspired by…

🎮 Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Causes Internet Traffic Jams — Torrents Collapse!
🔥 Pirates Stuck in Queues — Kingdom Come 2 Cracked, but They Can’t Download It!
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🎮 Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Causes Internet Traffic Jams — Torrents Collapse!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 6, 2025February 6, 2025

A rare phenomenon in the world of digital entertainment — a game without anti-piracy protection has caused internet traffic jams!…

🎮 Battlefield 2025? More Like Battlefield 3 Remastered… But at Full Price! 💰💀
🎮 Battlefield 2025? More Like Battlefield 3 Remastered… But at Full Price! 💰💀
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🎮 Battlefield 2025? More Like Battlefield 3 Remastered… But at Full Price! 💰💀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 3, 2025February 3, 2025

Electronic Arts has once again proven that innovation is for losers, and money is for winners! In a shocking yet…

Doom Launched on Joe Biden’s Brain! 🎮🧠 A Presidential Port Like No Other!
Biohackers Turn Joe Biden into a Gaming Console 🎮🍿 A Presidential First!
Games News

Doom Launched on Joe Biden’s Brain! 🎮🧠 A Presidential Port Like No Other!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 27, 2025January 27, 2025

In a groundbreaking moment for both gaming and biohacking, the legendary shooter «Doom» has been successfully ported to an unexpected…

🌟 Who’s to Blame for EA’s Gaming Flops? Magnetic Storms, Trump, or You? 🎮
🌎 EA's Latest Games Tank and Bonuses Rise: The Culprits Will Shock You!
Games News

🌟 Who’s to Blame for EA’s Gaming Flops? Magnetic Storms, Trump, or You? 🎮

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 23, 2025January 23, 2025

Electronic Arts, the gaming giant that brought us classics like «The Sims« and «FIFA«, has hit a major speed bump.…

🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel Vávra Blames Kamala Harris! 🤯
Crammed Full of Gays!’ Daniel Vávra’s Hilarious Take on KC:D2’s Diverse Cast 😂
Games News

🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel Vávra Blames Kamala Harris! 🤯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

The ever-controversial Daniel Vávra, co-founder of Warhorse Studios, has once again delivered a masterclass in trolling with his recent comments…

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