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Burton C. Bell’s New Gig: Yapping About Obsolete Stuff
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Burton C. Bell’s New Gig: Yapping About Obsolete Stuff

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Oh, the drama! FEAR FACTORY‘s ex-mic man, Burton C. Bell, bless his heart, is gracing the land Down Under with…

Blumhouse Officially Adopts Jigsaw as Their New, Annoying Little Brother
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Blumhouse Officially Adopts Jigsaw as Their New, Annoying Little Brother

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Okay, so like, apparently Blumhouse, the masters of cheap scares and jump scares that make you spill your popcorn 🍿,…

JOHANNES ECKERSTRĂ–M: AVATAR’s Tenth Album, Apparently It ‘Sounds Amazing’ According to Him
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JOHANNES ECKERSTRĂ–M: AVATAR’s Tenth Album, Apparently It ‘Sounds Amazing’ According to Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

So, Johannes Eckerström, the voice-box 🗣️ of those Swedish metalheads AVATAR, just yapped 🗣️ to Detroit’s WRIF radio about their…

POWERWOLF Howls Again With ‘Wildlive (Live At Olympiahalle)’ – Prepare For More Glorious Cheese
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POWERWOLF Howls Again With ‘Wildlive (Live At Olympiahalle)’ – Prepare For More Glorious Cheese

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOOOODDDDD. 🙄🙄🙄 POWERWOLF, those chart-topping (debatable) German metal titans (again, debatable), are gracing us with their presence (finally)…

Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame
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Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame

FinnJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another ‘Karate Kid’ movie? Seriously? 🤦‍♂️ It’s like Hollywood is stuck in the ’80s, recycling the same tired…

James Cameron Dives Deep into Literary Hell with ‘The Devils’ Novel Adaptation, Because Apparently Pandora Wasn’t Hot Enough
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James Cameron Dives Deep into Literary Hell with ‘The Devils’ Novel Adaptation, Because Apparently Pandora Wasn’t Hot Enough

FinnJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OMG! James Cameron, the guy who thinks blue aliens are still cool, is slumming it with some fantasy book called…

Dangerous Animals Director and Star Explain Why This Shark Movie Is Even More Pointless Than the Last One
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Dangerous Animals Director and Star Explain Why This Shark Movie Is Even More Pointless Than the Last One

FinnJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OMG, ComicBook.com did an EXCLUSIVE interview with Sean Byrne and Hassie Harrison about their cinematic masterpiece, Dangerous Animals! 🙄 Apparently,…

Wrinkle Wizard Kát Rudu Explains Why Your Face Deserves More Respect Than Your Grandma’s Doilies
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Wrinkle Wizard Kát Rudu Explains Why Your Face Deserves More Respect Than Your Grandma’s Doilies

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

OMG, like, Kát Rudu, the *genius* behind the faces of Kate Beckinsale (who?), Emily Blunt (is she still relevant?), Jenna…

Volbeat’s Michael Poulsen Blames Black Sabbath For His Guitar-Playing Addiction
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Volbeat’s Michael Poulsen Blames Black Sabbath For His Guitar-Playing Addiction

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

So, our favorite🎸 (or not?) Dane, Michael Poulsen from VOLBEAT, graced The Mistress Carrie Podcast with his presence. 🎤And guess…

Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens
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Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens

FinnJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Somewhere around the 180th minute of “Mission: Impossible – The Final Naptime,” as Tommy Boy was dangling from a kite…

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