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Nintendo and Pokémon Just Patented Friendship, Apparently
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Nintendo and Pokémon Just Patented Friendship, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿! Because the Pokémon Company and Nintendo, bless their greedy little hearts, just snagged a…

CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!
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CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (🙄 yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…

Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) – Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment
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Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) – Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 They actually did it. Eden Games, those absolute madlads, have unleashed Garfield Kart 2 – All…

OMG! The Pooch is Pissed: “Good Boy” Gets a Poster, Still Can’t Read
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OMG! The Pooch is Pissed: “Good Boy” Gets a Poster, Still Can’t Read

FinnSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

🐕‍🦺OMG, are you ready for the cinematic masterpiece of the century? “Good Boy” is hitting theaters, and it’s about to…

PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares III—Clowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices
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PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares III—Clowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

PAX West 2025, oh boy, what a circus🤡! I braved the crowds to witness previews of such groundbreaking titles as…

CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week
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CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents, CRO-MAGS, have unearthed a fossil! 🦴 Apparently, Pete Hines, the dude who banged pots and…

Witness the trainwreck: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck star in Joe Carnahan’s cinematic abortion, The Rip
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Witness the trainwreck: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck star in Joe Carnahan’s cinematic abortion, The Rip

FinnSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Ben Affleck and Matt Damon! 🎉 Back again, huh? This time they’ve teamed up with Joe Carnahan…

Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)
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Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, bless their little cotton socks! DEEP PURPLE, those geriatrics of rock, are STILL at it! 🤣 Roger Glover, the…

Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout
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Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, dear GOD, grab your dentures and adult diapers, folks! Team Coco, 2K, and Gearbox Software are BACK with another…

Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original
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Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Black Bear (lol, bears can’t produce movies 🐻🎬) is gracing us with the cinematic masterpiece Christy, starring the one and…

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