Category: The Onion

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Amid efforts to prove himself as an effective chair of the performing arts organization, President Donald Trump was…

    Read MoreThe OnionMOUNT CLEMENS, MI—With guests congratulating him and his family as his mind drifted back from the very beginnings…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Flailing their arms and crying out in anguish, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. were reportedly panicking Thursday…

    Read MoreThe OnionFOXFIELD, CO—As he näively filled the household appliance with little regard for the consequences of his actions, local…

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Iceberger King appeared first on The Onion.   Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor…

    Read MoreThe OnionCOLUMBUS, OH—Reeling as she took stock of the damage done in her debilitated state, area woman Brittany Marino…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—With thousands of aircraft suddenly falling out of the sky after the power was turned off, President Donald…

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post CIA Announces It Has Obtained The Briefcase appeared first on The Onion.   Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated…