RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Promising to end what he has called a “war on public health” by the federal government, Robert F.…
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Disney Wedding Kid-Free
Read MoreThe OnionANAHEIM, CA—Saying the couple wanted to minimize disruptions while they celebrated their love of American animation and each…
Taylor Swift Arrested On Weapons Charges After Federal Agents Raid Tour Bus
Read MoreThe OnionFollowing a tense armed standoff with the pop superstar, authorities uncovered a large arsenal of illegal drugs and…
World’s First Wooden Satellite Launched Into Space
Read MoreThe OnionThe world’s first wooden satellite was launched into space in an early test of using timber in lunar…
Trump Boys Have Slap Fight Over Who Gets To Run Foreign Policy Meetings
Read MoreThe OnionPALM BEACH, FL—Lashing furiously at each other’s faces with their flailing hands, the Trump boys were reportedly engaged…
Democrats Search For Answers After Trump Victory
Read MoreThe OnionDemocrats across the country were left in disbelief as they confronted the reality of another Donald Trump presidency,…
What To Know About Zyn
The OnionZyn, a brand of nicotine pouches, has surged in popularity, particularly among young men. Here is what you need…