Trump Officials Accidentally Text Journalist War Plans
Read MoreThe OnionTop national security officials for President Donald Trump, including his defense secretary, texted war plans for upcoming military…
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Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads
Read MoreThe OnionSAN FRANCISCO—Touting the move as a minimally intrusive and private way to keep its sexual health medications available…
JuJu Watkins Sprains Bun
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—In what could prove a devastating loss for the top-seeded Big Ten team, University of Southern California…
Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted…
Israel Ranked 8th Happiest Country
Read MoreThe OnionIsrael remains in the top 10 list of happiest countries in the world, ranking eighth according to an…
Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In the wake of soaring egg prices and shortages nationwide, food experts from the U.S. Department of Agriculture…
Roku Tests Autoplaying Ads Before Loading Home Screen
Read MoreThe OnionWhile Roku already includes video ads peppered throughout the streaming platform, some users have recently reported a preview…
Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
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‘Ugly’ Blobfish Named Fish of the Year
Read MoreThe OnionPreviously holding the title of “world’s ugliest animal,” the lumpy, jelly-like, deep-sea blobfish redeemed its reputation this week…