Category: The Onion

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame,…

    Read MoreThe OnionDespite the tide of aquatic opinion flowing in favor of reproductive rights for all, marine society still gives…

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    Read MoreThe OnionFollowing his Oval Office clash with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, President Donald Trump has paused military aid to…

    Read MoreThe OnionRANBURNE, AL—Concluding an hours-long summit with top thinkers from the area, residents of a town with a heavyset…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Groaning with exhaustion and joint pain after their late bedtime last night, members of Congress were reportedly all…

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    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—In the aftermath of a stunning trade that saw the point guard move from the Texas city…