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Category: The Onion

Trump Suggests Changing Name Of Gulf Of Mexico
The Onion

Trump Suggests Changing Name Of Gulf Of Mexico

FinnJanuary 13, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAt least five fires across the Los Angeles area, including one in Hollywood Hills, scorched more than 45…

The Onion

Tips For Supporting New Parents

FinnJanuary 13, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAdjusting to life with a newborn is a formidable task. The Onion presents tips for supporting the new…

Historic Wildfires Ravage Los Angeles
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Historic Wildfires Ravage Los Angeles

FinnJanuary 13, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAt least five fires across the Los Angeles area, including one in Hollywood Hills, scorched more than 45…

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Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans

FinnJanuary 13, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Revealing a steep decline in the populace’s knowledge of its own country, a distressing survey commissioned Monday by…

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Artist Profile: SZA

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSinger-songwriter SZA has released Lana, the long-anticipated deluxe edition of her critically acclaimed 2022 album SOS. Here is…

The Onion

At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn…

Meta To End Fact-Checking
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Meta To End Fact-Checking

FinnJanuary 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced the company is abandoning the use of independent fact checkers, replacing them with…

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Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu

FinnJanuary 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Admitting that he regretted his actions given the devastation wrought by wildfires through much of the Los…

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Justin Trudeau

January 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAfter nearly a decade as prime minister, Justin Trudeau announced his resignation this week. The Onion sat down…

The Onion

This Majestic Photo: Was It Worth The 6-Car Pileup We Caused To Get It?

January 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post This Majestic Photo: Was It Worth The 6-Car Pileup We Caused To Get It? appeared first…

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