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Category: The Onion

The Onion

Report: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shell

FinnMarch 26, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Highlighting a rising distrust in evidence-based knowledge, a report published Wednesday in the American Journal Of Sociology found…

Trump Officials Accidentally Text Journalist War Plans
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Trump Officials Accidentally Text Journalist War Plans

FinnMarch 25, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionTop national security officials for President Donald Trump, including his defense secretary, texted war plans for upcoming military…

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Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads

FinnMarch 25, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSAN FRANCISCO—Touting the move as a minimally intrusive and private way to keep its sexual health medications available…

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JuJu Watkins Sprains Bun

FinnMarch 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—In what could prove a devastating loss for the top-seeded Big Ten team, University of Southern California…

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Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony

FinnMarch 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…

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Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals

FinnMarch 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted…

Israel Ranked 8th Happiest Country
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Israel Ranked 8th Happiest Country

FinnMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionIsrael remains in the top 10 list of happiest countries in the world, ranking eighth according to an…

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Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute

FinnMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In the wake of soaring egg prices and shortages nationwide, food experts from the U.S. Department of Agriculture…

Roku Tests Autoplaying Ads Before Loading Home Screen
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Roku Tests Autoplaying Ads Before Loading Home Screen

FinnMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWhile Roku already includes video ads peppered throughout the streaming platform, some users have recently reported a preview…

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Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

FinnMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child appeared first on The…

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