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Tim McIlrath of RISE AGAINST: Injecting Politics into Music? More Like Injecting Opinions 24/7
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Tim McIlrath of RISE AGAINST: Injecting Politics into Music? More Like Injecting Opinions 24/7

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with the JJO Discover New Music Podcast (because who DOESN’T listen to that, amirite?),…

SEVENDUST To Start Pretending To Work On New Album Later This Month
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SEVENDUST To Start Pretending To Work On New Album Later This Month

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

OMG 😱! SEVENDUST, those dinosaurs 🦖 of rock 🪨, are STILL kicking? Apparently, they’re “putting the finishing touches” (lol, as…

Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
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Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…

Leprous to Unleash ‘An Evening of Atonement’: Prepare for Musical Self-Flagellation
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Leprous to Unleash ‘An Evening of Atonement’: Prepare for Musical Self-Flagellation

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 Your favorite band, LEPROUS (yes, the guys who make music your grandma probably wouldn’t understand), is dropping a…

SERJ TANKIAN Releases Music Video for Utterly Predictable ‘I’m Counting On You’ off Shockingly Original ‘Covers, Collaborations & Collages’ Album
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SERJ TANKIAN Releases Music Video for Utterly Predictable ‘I’m Counting On You’ off Shockingly Original ‘Covers, Collaborations & Collages’ Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s main man, Serj Tankian, is gracing us with yet another solo project, “Covers, Collaborations & Collages”…

Symphony X Launches Highly Anticipated (by Whom?) 2025 North American Tour in Stroudsburg, PA (Seriously?)
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Symphony X Launches Highly Anticipated (by Whom?) 2025 North American Tour in Stroudsburg, PA (Seriously?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

SYMPHONY X, the geriatric prog metal dinosaurs 🦖, lumbered onto the stage last night (or whenever it was – who…

Sebastian Bach Swears on a Stack of Leather Pants He Won’t Let Robots Steal His Screams
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Sebastian Bach Swears on a Stack of Leather Pants He Won’t Let Robots Steal His Screams

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sebastian Bach, the vocal gymnast from that band your mom liked, SKID ROW (yeah, that one), has some…

NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)
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NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)”, brought to you by those musical geniuses at NINE INCH NAILS (because who else…

Alter Bridge’s “Silent Divide” Video: Prepare to Be Mildly Diverted from Your Daily Grind
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Alter Bridge’s “Silent Divide” Video: Prepare to Be Mildly Diverted from Your Daily Grind

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Oh joy, oh rapture! 🥳 Those purveyors of generic rock anthems, 🎸ALTER BRIDGE🎸, are back with a new album and…

Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom
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Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, like, Rob Halford, the Metal God (yeah, right 😂), sat down with some dude named Jonathan Clarke on some…

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