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Stephen King Movies: According to This Guy (Who Thinks He’s a Critic)
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Stephen King Movies: According to This Guy (Who Thinks He’s a Critic)

Finn McFrameMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, another Stephen King adaptation? 🙄 As if we needed more nightmare fuel for our already messed-up…

Murderbot: Apathetic Robot Saves Humanity (Again, Ugh)
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Murderbot: Apathetic Robot Saves Humanity (Again, Ugh)

Finn McFrameMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Okay, so some “critics” are slobbering all over ‘Murderbot’ and giving it a “respectable” 7.5/10. 🙄 As if that means…

Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required
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Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Oh no! 😱 Apparently, some dude named Peter David, a “writer of stuff” (his words, not mine 🙄), shuffled off…

Oh Noes! More Time to Panic About Those Comic Book Thingies Being Late!
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Oh Noes! More Time to Panic About Those Comic Book Thingies Being Late!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or, you know, the Marvel Cinematic Universe-ity. Those “epic” Avengers movies, Doomsday and Secret Wars, have been…

Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably
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Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably

Finn McFrameMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

OMG! Greta Gerwig, fresh off her *Barbie* success (because apparently, that’s the only thing she’s ever done now), is apparently…

Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)
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Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, bless their geriatric hearts, are lumbering back onto the world stage with their “Run…

Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again
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Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again

Finn McFrameMay 19, 2025May 20, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Another prequel? Because Hollywood is just *bursting* with original ideas, right? Rambo’s origin story? I’m sure…

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Delancey Rooftop: Prepare for Slightly Sweaty R&B and Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 NYC’s throwing a “Summer Rooftop Day Party” in MAY! Yes, MAY! 🍹🌴 Prepare for Hip-Hop, Afrobeats & “everything…

World Whiskey Day 2025: An Excuse to Get Day Drunk, Obviously
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World Whiskey Day 2025: An Excuse to Get Day Drunk, Obviously

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 DSTRKT Events invites YOU (if you’re, like, 30+) to Dirty Habit on May 18th, 2025 for World Whiskey…

Ocean Vuong Reads Words at People, May Cause Existential Dread
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Ocean Vuong Reads Words at People, May Cause Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! Ocean Vuong, the *briefly* gorgeous author, is gracing Nashville Public Library (615 Church Street, Nashville, TN 37219) on May…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to authenticity.

  2. canary apple red on HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to Ryan.

  3. Bleach on 🛒Amazon Takes Full Control of 007: James Bond Gears Up for the Battle of Likes and Discounts🎬April 25, 2025

    The Met Gala theme this year: \'millionaires but make it expensive.\'

  4. Crazy Eights on Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? 🤡🎉April 25, 2025

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  5. Sleek Assassin on 🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!April 25, 2025

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