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OBITUARY’s Corpse-Crawling Carnival 2026: Death Metal Grandpas Gallivanting & Rotting Across America
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OBITUARY’s Corpse-Crawling Carnival 2026: Death Metal Grandpas Gallivanting & Rotting Across America

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Hold onto your grandmother’s ashes, folks, because Florida’s favorite crypt-keepers, OBITUARY, are dragging their rotting carcasses out of the swamp…

“Tasha Medve’s Guide to Gardening: Because Your Plants Deserve More Than Just Watering and Wishing”
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“Tasha Medve’s Guide to Gardening: Because Your Plants Deserve More Than Just Watering and Wishing”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

**Attention plant killers and soil enthusiasts! ** Join Carissa Kasper of West Coast Seeds and Tasha Medve of The Purposeful…

GREAT WHITE’s MARK KENDALL Opens Up About His Stage Four Kidney Cancer Diagnosis: I Was Peeing ‘Actual Blood’ and Woke Up Looking Like a Crime Scene
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GREAT WHITE’s MARK KENDALL Opens Up About His Stage Four Kidney Cancer Diagnosis: I Was Peeing ‘Actual Blood’ and Woke Up Looking Like a Crime Scene

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Great White Shark Mark Kendall Battles Kidney Cancer With A Little Help From His Immune System And A Pen That…

Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD
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Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD

FinnJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Oh, great. Just what the world was desperately clamoring for: more dinosaurs in Vietnam. Because clearly, the first movie’s premise…

Breaking Benjamin’s Keith Wallen Finally Gets a Solo Gig That Isn’t Just ‘Breaking Benjamin’
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Breaking Benjamin’s Keith Wallen Finally Gets a Solo Gig That Isn’t Just ‘Breaking Benjamin’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

🎶 Unleash the Acoustic Dragon: Keith Wallen’s New Single “A Thin Line” is Here to Haunt Your Playlists! 🎶 In…

Winter Storm Prep, Shark Attacks, and Cancer Trends: Because Your Day Wasn’t Already Terrifying Enough
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Winter Storm Prep, Shark Attacks, and Cancer Trends: Because Your Day Wasn’t Already Terrifying Enough

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

While President Trump makes America great again, the liberal media is busy crying about snow and sharks. SAD! You won’t…

Pelosi Privately Blasts Democrats for Daring to Hold the Saintly Clintons Contemptible in Epstein Probe | CNN Politics
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Pelosi Privately Blasts Democrats for Daring to Hold the Saintly Clintons Contemptible in Epstein Probe | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Pelosi in Panic Mode as Democrats Turn on the Clinton Crime Family! It’s a beautiful day in President Trump’s second…

Webinar on The Emotionally Intelligent Team Actually Teaches How to Suppress Your Hate for Coworkers
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Webinar on The Emotionally Intelligent Team Actually Teaches How to Suppress Your Hate for Coworkers

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 22, 2026

🚀 Ready to feel the magic of emotional intelligence? 🎩✨ Vanessa Druskat is hosting a “team-building” session that promises to…

The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year
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The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

🛑 BREAKING: The Oscars Gave Out Nominations Like Candy at a Diabetes Parade 🍬 Ladies, gentlemen, and confused people trying…

Hold onto your butts, Far Cry fans because Ubisoft is finally doing the one thing you’ve been begging for: not releasing a new game and instead just turning up the frame rate on the old ones
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Hold onto your butts, Far Cry fans because Ubisoft is finally doing the one thing you’ve been begging for: not releasing a new game and instead just turning up the frame rate on the old ones

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🎉 Praise be, the Ubisoft overlords have finally stopped sacrificing our framerates to the dark gods of unoptimized code! 🎉…

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