Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? ๐Good luck with that, buddy! ๐คฃ๐ธ๐
Hold on to your dentures, geriatric rockers TRIUMPH are BACK! Or… sort of. ๐ฅ๐ค๐ธ Apparently, they’re conjuring up some “high-tech…
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May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth ๐๐๐ธ
Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? ๐ As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…
OMG! ๐ด๐ธ๐ด Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! ๐ฆ๐ค๐
OMG! ๐ฑ Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs ๐ฆ of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…
Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill ๐ค, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive ๐
OMG! ๐ฑ Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight ๐คฃ), finally…
EVE Online: Legion Expansion Announced at Fanfest 2025, Promising Even MORE Ways to Lose Your Ships and Sanity ๐๐ฅ๐คก
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because CCP Games, bless their cotton socks, just announced *another* expansion for EVE Online at Fanfest…
HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! ๐๐๐
Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…
ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account ๐ค๐ฐ๐
Oh, sweet baby Belzebub! ASUS ROG, bless their corporate souls, have decided that the best way to celebrate 30 years…
Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money ๐ค and $80 games are just the beginning ๐
Listen up, peasants! ๐ Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed ๐ค), has decided that your measly…
“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back ๐๐ฌ
So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? ๐ Must be a slow news day.…
So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album โ because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around ๐๐ถ
Just For One Day โ The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter…