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Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right
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Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Q101 (WKQX), that bastion of alternative rock owned by the ever-so-hip Cumulus Media, Tom Morello…

Brutal stuff at Brutal Assault!
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Brutal stuff at Brutal Assault!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Brainzzzz! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

At the iconic Abbey Road where The Beatles recorded
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At the iconic Abbey Road where The Beatles recorded

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

Historical place! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’
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DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…

Holy Drinkers of Brutal Assault – find yourself in the video!
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Holy Drinkers of Brutal Assault – find yourself in the video!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

True metalheads! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

SEPULTURA’s Bassist Can’t Stop Gushing About Their New Drummer – Is This a Love Story?
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SEPULTURA’s Bassist Can’t Stop Gushing About Their New Drummer – Is This a Love Story?

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

So, apparently, SEPULTURA, the band that’s been threatening to retire since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, has a new drummer.…

ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
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ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts 💸 because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…

Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour
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Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another band member bites the dust! 💀 Apparently, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ resident stickman Eric Kretz has decided that…

Brutal Assault vibes!
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Brutal Assault vibes!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 11, 2025

When the metal crushes you Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

New Yorker Goes From “Yonkers” to “You’re Gone-ers” at Bunny Show
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New Yorker Goes From “Yonkers” to “You’re Gone-ers” at Bunny Show

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Another tourist bites the dust in Puerto Rico, and guess what? It involves a Bad Bunny concert! Surprise, surprise, it…

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