CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…
Tag: conspiracy
Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account
Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks! 👵 CBS, in a move that’s clearly not suspicious at all 🙄, is yanking…
Rep. Crockett to Pam Bondi: “Epstein Files? Spill the Tea, Sis!”
Another day, another Democrat conspiracy theory! Crooked Hillary’s minion, Jasmine Crockett, is now after our stellar Attorney General Pam Bondi.…
CNN: Dems Use Epstein Files to Trigger MAGA Tears
CNN, the Communist News Network, is at it again, stirring up fake outrage over the Epstein files! Suddenly, after years…
🎤 HED PE in Gastonia: From Renegade to Retirement 🦴
📅 July 14, Gastonia, North Carolina — once cult (in the “I think I heard of them” sense), Hed PE…
Passenger Jet Turns Into Toaster Oven, But Lands Anyway
Another day, another LIBERAL conspiracy foiled by the vigilance of REAL Americans! Apparently, a Sun Country Airlines flight had a…
CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…
CNN Business Whines: Trump’s “Biting” Conspiracy Theories That They Totally Didn’t Help Spread
The liberal media outlet CNN is trying to paint President Trump as being consumed by the conspiracy theories he supposedly…
TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything
Oh, honey, TIME Magazine, bless their little hearts, just dropped their “very first” TIME100 Creators list. Yes, because clearly, the…
Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails
Another day, another leftist conspiracy foiled, thanks to the brilliance of our conservative tech giants! It seems Elon Musk’s Grok…