Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day
**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in Bend!** 🤣 “DetectiveYOU” is like, totally unique. 👉 Check out…
Tag: crime
SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…
US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” 🧠 from DOGE, led by the ever-stable 🤪 and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…
June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” 🎬? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…
Tupelo: Become a World-Class Sleuth (or Fail Hilariously)
**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU, yes YOU, to solve a totally gripping murder case in Tupelo!** 🤣 “DetectiveYOU” is like,…
2024’s Biggest Movie Flop Is So Bad It’s Basically a Crime Against Eyeballs (You’ve Been Warned)
Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis” (aka the cinematic equivalent of a toddler’s finger painting🎨, according to some fancy-pants critics🙄) was either…
Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. 🙄 You know, because…
Charlie Cox Begs for Daredevil Movie, Let’s All Pretend to Care
Alright, listen up, fellow Daredevil stans! 🙄 Apparently, we’ve all been through some SERIOUS trauma because Netflix decided to axe…
STU BLOCK Begs BARLOW to Save ICED EARTH From Eternal Awkwardness
Breaking News! Former ICED EARTH throat-warbler Stu Block, the guy who left faster than Jon Schaffer could say “QAnon,” apparently…
John Corabi Claims Next Solo Album Will Be “Eclectic,” Which Probably Means It’ll Be…Something 🤷♂️😂🎸
OMG! 😱 Corabi, the dude who briefly replaced Vince Neil in Mötley Crüe (remember that? No? Exactly!), is now apparently…