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NYC Comptroller Brad Lander Mistakenly Detained by ICE in Bizarre Courtroom Mix-Up, Proving Even Politicians Aren’t Safe From Bureaucratic Blunders
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NYC Comptroller Brad Lander Mistakenly Detained by ICE in Bizarre Courtroom Mix-Up, Proving Even Politicians Aren’t Safe From Bureaucratic Blunders

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another Democrat pulling a stunt! NYC Comptroller and Mayoral wannabe Brad Lander got himself arrested, trying to obstruct…

California Bill: Now Cops Can’t Hide Their Disappointment After a Donut Runs Out
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California Bill: Now Cops Can’t Hide Their Disappointment After a Donut Runs Out

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

California is going full-blown Communist! Now they want to unmask our brave ICE officers, probably so the Antifa mob can…

MyPillow Guy Pilloried: Jury Says He Did a No-No to Voting Machine Dude
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MyPillow Guy Pilloried: Jury Says He Did a No-No to Voting Machine Dude

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Another day, another victory for the Deep State! A Colorado jury, probably filled with soy-latte-sipping liberals, has decided that MyPillow’s…

Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity
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Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! Spectrum cable lines in Los Angeles were cut. Vandalism, they say? I say it’s ANTIFA! Probably those…

‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week
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‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because the “surprise” sequel to Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”…

CNN: Man trips, blames Trump
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CNN: Man trips, blames Trump

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another Democrat meltdown! CNN is clutching its pearls because Trump’s DOJ is finally holding these lawless liberals accountable.…

Car Goes Zoom, Then Bang-Bang: Cops Win Again
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Car Goes Zoom, Then Bang-Bang: Cops Win Again

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Another day, another crime in the once-great city of New York, now a liberal hellhole! A car chase, a shootout…

Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case
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Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Ah, Jim Sheridan, the guy who’s apparently been traumatized since the womb. 👶 According to him, his obsession with defending…

Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’
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Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, great, another inspirational biopic! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is more Hollywood patting itself on the back. Mark…

Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day
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Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in Bend!** 🤣 “DetectiveYOU” is like, totally unique. 👉 Check out…

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