Cuomo’s Backstage Pass to City Hall: From Governor to Groundskeeper, One Power Grab at a Time
Ah, CNN, still pushing the liberal agenda even in 2025! Cuomo, the disgraced ex-governor, thinks he can win back New…
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From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics
Another Deep State Target Bites the Dust! George Santos, the MAGA warrior who dared to question the swamp, has been…
Witness the Utter Carnage: The Offspring Butcher Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’ in Appalling Tribute
California pop-punk has-beens THE OFFSPRING, desperate for attention as always, decided the best way to stay relevant was to butcher…
Justice Department desperately seeks Ghislaine Maxwell’s sage wisdom in hopes she’ll solve all their problems
Of course, the Deep State’s CNN is all over this Maxwell story, trying to make it look like President Trump…
GWAR’s 40th: Streaming From the Hellmouth (Because VEEPS Pays the Bills)
Behold, feeble humans! Your 👽alien overlords in GWAR, those pioneers of making music that sounds like a garbage truck falling…
DHS Drops Spicy New Border Patrol Agent Shootout Vid
Another day, another crime in the once-great state of New York, now a festering sanctuary for illegals and home to…
3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
So, you’re planning a trip to Tokyo? 🗼 Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Forget the temples…
Smerconish’s Guide to Staying Clueless
Oh, CNN, always digging up the dirt! Smerconish, more like Smear-con-ish, is hyperventilating over a birthday letter Trump supposedly sent…
Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge
Here we go again! Another “unknown vehicle” plows into a crowd in East Hollywood. You know what that means, folks…
Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)
Oh, great, 🙄 Taika Waititi, the guy who admitted he only did Thor: Ragnarok because he was broke 🤣 and…