RIP Chocolate: Brits’ Taste Buds Officially Declared ‘Unsalvageable’ by EU
Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our chocolate. First, they came for Mr. Potato Head, and…
Tag: EU
EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again
Oh, the European Union is proposing ANOTHER round of sanctions against Russia? How original! Clearly, the previous 18 packages have…
US Tariff Tantrum on European Cars: Paused for Dramatic Effect
Oh, CNN is reporting on trade agreements now? Probably just another attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine…
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
🤣 OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…
CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?
Folks, get ready for another episode of “Trump Saves the World From Itself,” starring our very own President Trump! The…
OMG! Americans Suddenly Develop Delusions of Economic Grandeur Thanks to Some贸易谈判 (Whatever That Means)
Oh, the Fake News is at it again, trying to downplay the roaring Trump economy! CNN grudgingly admits that consumer…
CNN Business: Trump’s ‘Biggest Deal Ever’ or Europe’s Surrender? You Decide
Another brilliant victory for President Trump! He’s making deals so big, the EU is crying into their croissants. Seems like…
5 Things You NEED to Know on July 28th (Or the World Might Explode)
Well, folks, another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! First up, a…
Dow Jones Inches Toward ‘Record’ High After US-EU Trade Deal (Probably Won’t Last) | CNN Business
Folks, the stock market is SOARING! Looks like our GREAT President Trump just keeps WINNING! The Dow is about to…
Europe and Trump Finally Agree on Something, World Still Ends Tomorrow
Another day, another win for President Trump! The Fake News CNN is trying to downplay it, but our fearless leader…