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The Solution: Celebs Stroll on Fabric, World Peace Ensues
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The Solution: Celebs Stroll on Fabric, World Peace Ensues

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! The Solution, a “faith-based” masterpiece by AJB4 Entertainment, is premiering! 🎭 Doors open at 7:00 PM EST, film at…

Chesapeake Broadcasters Convention: Prepare for Utter Boredom 2025
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Chesapeake Broadcasters Convention: Prepare for Utter Boredom 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! 2025 Chesapeake Associated Press Broadcasters Association Convention!** 🦀 It’s June 6-8 at Ashore Resort & Beach Club in Ocean…

Shark-Infested Water Park: 0/10 Would Not Recommend
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Shark-Infested Water Park: 0/10 Would Not Recommend

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! 🦈 JAWS on water? 🤣Sponsored by the Texas Lottery!💰 Volente Beach Resort on Lake Travis is gonna be lit…

Tupelo: Become a World-Class Sleuth (or Fail Hilariously)
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Tupelo: Become a World-Class Sleuth (or Fail Hilariously)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU, yes YOU, to solve a totally gripping murder case in Tupelo!** 🤣 “DetectiveYOU” is like,…

Billings: Become a Wannabe Detective (Spoiler: You Won’t Solve Anything)
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Billings: Become a Wannabe Detective (Spoiler: You Won’t Solve Anything)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in Billings! 🤣💰 Visit DetectiveYOU, an experience like no other. 👉…

Austin: Become a Wannabe Detective (and Fail)
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Austin: Become a Wannabe Detective (and Fail)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Become a detective in Austin! Solve a MURDERCASE 🔪 with Commander Mahoney!** “DetectiveYOU” is like NOTHING you’ve experienced.…

Tampa’s “Best” Country Bar: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices
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Tampa’s “Best” Country Bar: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**Yeehaw! 🤠 Southern Belle in Ybor City is Tampa’s “ultimate” country bar & grill. A “hidden gem”💎, they say! More…

Sunday Worst
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Sunday Worst

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**Chicago’s BEST standup comedy show** 🤣 is every Sunday at 7:30! Located at The Lincoln Lodge, Milwaukee Avenue, Logan Square.…

Sip, Smoke, and Ruin a Perfectly Good Sunset in Hollyweird
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Sip, Smoke, and Ruin a Perfectly Good Sunset in Hollyweird

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 Get drunk, puff Hookah, & “paint” on the WORLD-FAMOUS Sunset Strip! 🌆 Tickets include wine, cocktail, or Bottomless…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

🕯️Sip, Smoke (if you PAY extra 💰), and Candle! Prepare for candle-making chaos! 🍹💨 Dress code: disaster-proof! All-natural? 🤔 Yeah,…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

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    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to Ryan.

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