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Day: June 21, 2025

Piyush Mishra’s Voice: Still Alive?
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Piyush Mishra’s Voice: Still Alive?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

**All sales are final!** 🤣 Tickets for UdanKhatola – Piyush Mishra Live – San Jose can be booked here. No…

Report: Toby Keith Smiling Down From Heaven
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Report: Toby Keith Smiling Down From Heaven

FinnJune 21, 2025

HEAVEN — Sources confirmed that Toby Keith smiled his biggest grin today as he watched American B-2 bombers rain down…

CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN, always trying to spin the narrative! Apparently, the NYC mayoral race reflects the national Democratic party leanings. Translation:…

Italian Metal Band Sadist Heads to War: For Mussolini, Putin, and the Glory of Donbas!
Death Metal Goes Full Spetsnaz — Sadist Ditches Stage for Trench Warfare
Music News

Italian Metal Band Sadist Heads to War: For Mussolini, Putin, and the Glory of Donbas!

FinnJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

After news leaked about their secret gigs in Russia, Italian death metal band Sadist seems to have gone completely off…

Oh great, more ‘Hunger Games’? As if we needed another one with Glenn Close and Billy Porter
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Oh great, more ‘Hunger Games’? As if we needed another one with Glenn Close and Billy Porter

FinnJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh honey, hold onto your wigs! 💅 Glenn Close and Billy Porter, the icons we didn’t know we needed, are…

Fareed Zakaria Finally Snaps, Praises US for Nuking Iran (Wait, What?) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Fareed Zakaria Finally Snaps, Praises US for Nuking Iran (Wait, What?) | CNN

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like someone finally decided to drain the swamp in the Middle East! President Trump, in his…

MUSE Drops ‘Unravelling’ Lyric Video: Prepare for Three More Years of Radio Domination
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MUSE Drops ‘Unravelling’ Lyric Video: Prepare for Three More Years of Radio Domination

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

So, the self-proclaimed “Grammy Award”-winning English rock band MUSE (because apparently, one or two Grammys from decades ago still matter…

Texas Guv Signs Bill Mandating Kids Stare at Stone Tablets (Because That’s How Education Works)
Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Guv Signs Bill Mandating Kids Stare at Stone Tablets (Because That’s How Education Works)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Another day, another victory for common sense in the Lone Star State! Governor Abbott, a true patriot, just signed a…

Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain
Elephant Reads CNN

Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on some “cultural and commercial phenomenon” called Labubu – fluffy, sharp-toothed figurines from China. Sounds like…

Iran Crisis Week Two: Off-Ramp Getting Narrower, Still Technically Open (For Now, LOL) | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Iran Crisis Week Two: Off-Ramp Getting Narrower, Still Technically Open (For Now, LOL) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the drama! “Diplomacy” with Iran? Please! It’s like trying to reason with a rabid raccoon. They…

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