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May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ
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May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? ๐Ÿ™„ As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
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HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…

Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Oh my gawd, you guize! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ They’re actually doing it! They’re building a monument to Lemmy in Stoke-on-Trent. Stoke-on-freaking-Trent! ๐Ÿคฃ…

Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

ATTENTION, fellow basement dwellers and Dorito dust connoisseurs! ๐Ÿ“ข Prepare yourselves, for Game Con Canada 2025 is looming, threatening to…

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