Soulfly Drops Another Banger: ‘Chama’ Album & ‘Storm The Gates’ Single – Prepare for Tribal Groove Overload
SOULFLY, those elder statesmen of… uh… extreme metal (?), are gracing us with their thirteenth studio album, “Chama”, dropping on…
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Miss May I? More Like Miss May Cry: New Single ‘Pray For Silence’ Is Out Now (Prepare to Yawn)
MISS MAY I, those stalwarts of Ohio metalcore that you *totally* remember from 2010, are STILL churning out “music.” Yes,…
Gamescom 2025: Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines 2 Gameplay: Still Not a Complete Disaster, Surprisingly
OMG 😱, has it REALLY been “forever” since we saw Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines 2? Like, I’m pretty sure…
Behold! THE GATHERING Milks ‘Mandylion’ for 30th Anniversary Bucks in Dull Dutch Town
Ok, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite Dutch rockers THE GATHERING—yes, the ones your dad listened to—are back with the…
Shark Flicks That Don’t Bite Like ‘Jaws’ (But Still Kinda Do)
Oh, look, another article slobbering all over Jaws. 🙄 As if we haven’t heard enough about this cinematic masterpiece, which,…
Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows
So, apparently, Glenn Hughes, the guy who sang high notes that shattered glass and probably annoyed dogs, was yapping on…
Kilmar Ábrego García’s Grand Entrance to ICE: A CNN Exclusive!
Another day, another sob story from the radical Left! This time, it’s about Kilmar Ábrego García, a man who was…
Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop
Oh, the drama! 🙄 Ex-I PREVAIL vocalist Brian “Needs-Attention” Burkheiser, is now whining that “an unresolved dispute” with his former…
Settle for Seattle Indies Expo 2025
Seattle Indies Expo (SIX) is a FREE exhibition for indie devs to gather ‘n’ flex their barely-finished games. 🤪 Forget…
Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)
**OMG! 🔥🏠 A shy pyromaniac with imaginary friends goes to a vineyard! 🍇🍷He’s trapped between family drama and a love…