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1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest
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1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! AmAuteur Film Fest is here! 🙄 For outcasts, weirdos & tragically underestimated filmmakers. Prepare 4+ hrs of shorts in…

Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious
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Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious

FinnNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Okay, hold on to your hats, folks, because Blumhouse, those masterminds behind such cinematic triumphs as… well, some horror movies,…

Skindred Announces New Album Titled ‘You Got This’ Because Apparently We Didn’t Know, Also Shares Title Track, How Generous
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Skindred Announces New Album Titled ‘You Got This’ Because Apparently We Didn’t Know, Also Shares Title Track, How Generous

Chord F. DiscordNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Welsh “ragga metal” (🙄) legends SKINDRED, still clinging to relevance, have unleashed their new single, “You Got This” – a…

PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless
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PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Oh boy, buckle up, buttercups! 🤩 Starting November 5th, the highly anticipated (by like, five people) PlayStation Portal is getting…

One blurry pic: Solved the UPS Kentucky plane crash mystery
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One blurry pic: Solved the UPS Kentucky plane crash mystery

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! CNN, still sniffing around for ways to blame President Trump for something, is now…

Static & Wife: A Love Story for the Ages (Said No One Ever)
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Static & Wife: A Love Story for the Ages (Said No One Ever)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Matt Zane, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as Wayne Static’s solo videos 🙄, is launching a crowdfunding…

2025 Election: GOP Still Has Trump Hair Stuck in Their Drain | CNN Politics
2025 Election Debacle: Is the Leftist Cabal Stealing Elections Again?
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2025 Election: GOP Still Has Trump Hair Stuck in Their Drain | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another election, another round of Democrat shenanigans! The liberal media is crowing about GOP losses, but let’s be real, folks:…

Trump’s Brain Explodes After Democrats Steal Election (Again!) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brain Explodes After Democrats Steal Election (Again!) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is wailing about those ‘big Democratic wins.’ Folks, don’t buy into the fake news! President Trump,…

ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense
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ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Behold, the ONEXFLY Apex, ONEXPLAYER’s latest attempt to redefine “portable gaming” (and your bank account) 💰. Prepare to be amazed…

Nintendo’s Movie Rampage: Prepare for a Never-Ending Stream of Pixelated Blockbusters
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Nintendo’s Movie Rampage: Prepare for a Never-Ending Stream of Pixelated Blockbusters

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s decided to grace the silver screen again! 🙄 Nintendo, bless their hearts, is apparently doubling…

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