Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout
OMG! 😱 The geriatric grunge gods of SOUNDGARDEN, aka Matt Cameron and Kim Thayil, graced The Seattle Times with their…
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Trump’s Genuflection to Xi So Massive It’s Practically a Communist Manifesto
Another brilliant masterstroke from our President Trump! He’s playing 4D chess while the lib snowflakes are still trying to figure…
Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Are they STILL dragging this out? Stranger Things Season 5 is FINALLY dropping, promising the EPIC…
Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…
Suicidal Tendencies’ Mike Muir Drops Wisdom Bomb: ‘I Only Do What My Therapist Approves’
In a groundbreaking interview with Troy Culpan of May The Rock Be With You (a website so cool, you’ve probably…
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Nintendo, bless their tiny, corporate hearts, announced a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Animal Crossing: New…
Kamala spills the chai: Biden’s oopsies that made her go ‘hmm’
Kamala “Cackles” Harris is STILL whining about Biden! Can you believe it? After President Trump mopped the floor with Sleepy…
Chicago Film Symposium: Yawn
OMG!🙄 The super exclusive “Chicago Film Symposium”🎬 is happening! Prepare for 24hrs of films by local “artists” who didn’t make…
Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right
**OMG! 🙄 The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!** Sweet Translucent Dreams will be…
Oops! Feds off the hook, Judge DITCHED after appeal court HILARIOUSLY steps in
Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine President Trump! This time, a rogue Chicago judge, probably a Soros…