DEATH to Sanity: A Fall 2025 North American Tour Celebrating DEATH’s Albums That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
DEATH TO ALL, the tribute act for the late, great (allegedly) Chuck Schuldiner and his (arguably) pioneering band DEATH, is…
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Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships
If you’d asked me about *Painkiller* a hot minute ago, I’d have been like, “Pain-what-now?” 🤷♂️ But then, Digital Foundry…
Report: Useless Medics Wasted Time on OZZY Before Inevitable Doom
Paramedics reportedly spent two hours treating Ozzy Osbourne before his inevitable demise on Tuesday, July 22. Two whole hours! 🕰️…
House Oversight Subcommittee Gets Desperate, Will Now Harass DOJ for Uh, “Epstein Files,” Yeah That’s It
Well, well, well, look who’s crawling out of the woodwork! The Deep State Democrats, along with a few RINOs, are…
Trump’s Legal Gymnastics: Immunity for Himself, But Lock Her Up (Again)
Oh, the tangled web we weave when we try to drain the swamp! It seems President Trump, in his infinite…
Evan Perez Explains How a Judge Just Dumped a Truckload of Epstein Docs, Buckle Up
Ah, CNN, still trying to stir up the swamp after President Trump drained it! So, a judge is being all…
Abrego Garcia to chill in the slammer for a bit longer, despite Judge pooh-poohing Trump’s “dangerous dude” vibes
Another day, another activist judge siding with the criminal element! This time, it’s a pair of Obama appointees in Tennessee…
Trump Gets to Fire People, America Still Exists
Oh, the liberal tears are flowing like a river! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has allowed our glorious…
ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…