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SNOT Aims to Drop New Full-Length Album in 2026: Because Apparently, the World Needs More ‘Funky Punk Attitude’
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SNOT Aims to Drop New Full-Length Album in 2026: Because Apparently, the World Needs More ‘Funky Punk Attitude’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s riveting “Louder” radio show, SNOT guitarist and resident genius Mikey Doling…

D’LAI? More Like D’LAYED, Am I Right?
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D’LAI? More Like D’LAYED, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**D’Lai, the comedic messiah, is gracing Norwood Theatre!** 🎤😂 He conquered HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, BET’s ComicView, Iraq, Afghanistan, Korea,…

Adam Berry’s Ghostly Get-Together: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked (and Fleeced)
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Adam Berry’s Ghostly Get-Together: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked (and Fleeced)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

👻🤡 Adam Berry’s back! Prepare for spine-tingling tales! Or not. It’s called This Haunted Life: True Tales of the Paranormal…

Indy Film Fest: A Bunch of Suits Pretending to Like Movies You’ve Never Heard Of
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Indy Film Fest: A Bunch of Suits Pretending to Like Movies You’ve Never Heard Of

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 Indy Bosses Gala Premiere at Sheraton Indianapolis Hotel at Keystone Crossing! 🏨 Be there or be square! 🤪…

Shark Attack! (Just Kidding…Probably) – Volente Beach
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Shark Attack! (Just Kidding…Probably) – Volente Beach

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🤣 JAWS on the Water! 🦈 Volente Beach Resort & Waterpark presents the 50th Anniversary! One. Last. Scare. 🙄 Float…

US Says “No Vacancy” to Palestinian Passport Holders: A Diplomatic Face Palm
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US Says “No Vacancy” to Palestinian Passport Holders: A Diplomatic Face Palm

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Another day, another victory for common sense and border security, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking down…

Burning Man Goes Up In Smoke: Man Bites The Dust In Nevada
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Burning Man Goes Up In Smoke: Man Bites The Dust In Nevada

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Burning Man, more like Burning Down America! Another victim of the liberal cesspool in Nevada. A man found dead? Probably…

Jaws vs Aquaman: Dawn of Drowning
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Jaws vs Aquaman: Dawn of Drowning

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Gates open by 7:00 PM. Shows start around 8:00 PM (sunset-dependent, duh 🙄). QR code ready or GTFO! 🎫 Print…

Alabama Town’s Black Mayor Kicks Down Door, Wins Election (Again) | CNN
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Alabama Town’s Black Mayor Kicks Down Door, Wins Election (Again) | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Ah, yes, another victory for the woke mob in tiny Newbern, Alabama! Seems like the Deep State’s plan to infiltrate…

Rudy Giuliani survives another near-death experience in New Hampshire, proving once again that even car crashes can’t stop America’s mayor from seeking attention
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Rudy Giuliani survives another near-death experience in New Hampshire, proving once again that even car crashes can’t stop America’s mayor from seeking attention

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s at it again! Looks like they couldn’t get to Rudy the legal way, so they had…

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