John Malkovich Butlers Up in New Comedy; Critics Predict Career Suicide
Vertigo Releasing, bless their cotton socks, has announced the cinematic event of the year (or, you know, at least of…
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Deathstalker: Prepare to Have Your Sword and Sorcery Standards Lowered (Trailer Inside)
Oh boy, another remake! 🙄 In Deathstalker, because Hollywood is SO original, the Kingdom of Abraxeon (try saying that five…
Emma Thompson and Judy Greer star in “Dead of Winter,” a thriller that’s probably not as thrilling as doing your taxes
Oh, honey, get ready for the most groundbreaking cinematic masterpiece of 2025! 🙄 It’s about a woman, Barb (played by…
Trump and Some Guy Who Knows About Old Stuff Hung Out
Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, decided to have lunch with Lonnie Bunch III, the head honcho at…
5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life
Alright, gamers, gather ’round for some *totally* unbiased truths about why you’re still wasting your lives in MMOs. 🙄 We’re…
SEX PISTOLS’ ‘Never Mind The Bollocks’ Reissue: As If You Didn’t Already Own It
“Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols”, an album that apparently “rewired” 20 years of rock in under 40…
Soulfly Drops Another Banger: ‘Chama’ Album & ‘Storm The Gates’ Single – Prepare for Tribal Groove Overload
SOULFLY, those elder statesmen of… uh… extreme metal (?), are gracing us with their thirteenth studio album, “Chama”, dropping on…
Trump’s master plan: Operation Send-Back-to-Guatemala-palooza
Folks, President Trump is STILL cleaning up the mess left by the radical Left! Now, he’s sending back those precious…
Fed’s Diversity Dance: A Tango of Progress Interrupted by a Tiny-Handed Tango Twister
Another day, another victory for the forces of freedom and common sense! It seems President Trump is continuing his quest…
Toxic Avenger’s Back: Your Lunch Plans Ruined (Again!)
**OMG! 🙄 You NEED a ticket PER PERSON for this cinematic masterpiece! 🤡 Miss out on Eventbrite? Just rock up…