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Cuomo’s Backstage Pass to City Hall: From Governor to Groundskeeper, One Power Grab at a Time
Elephant Reads CNN

Cuomo’s Backstage Pass to City Hall: From Governor to Groundskeeper, One Power Grab at a Time

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Ah, CNN, still pushing the liberal agenda even in 2025! Cuomo, the disgraced ex-governor, thinks he can win back New…

METALLICA Planning To Annoy Las Vegas With Extended Residency, Sources Say
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METALLICA Planning To Annoy Las Vegas With Extended Residency, Sources Say

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

According to Vital Vegas, METALLICA, those geriatric thrashers, are “ready to ink a deal for a Sphere residency” in Las…

“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”
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“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another win for real American values! “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” CRUSHES the box office, proving that when you ditch…

Pluribus: Another Sci-Fi Show? Oh Great, Just What We Needed
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Pluribus: Another Sci-Fi Show? Oh Great, Just What We Needed

FinnJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Apple TV+, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to grace us with a “glimpse” (read: the bare minimum to…

“Primitive War: Dinos vs ‘Nam – Get Ready to Clutch Your Pearls, History Buffs”
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“Primitive War: Dinos vs ‘Nam – Get Ready to Clutch Your Pearls, History Buffs”

FinnJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, here we go again! 🤦‍♂️ Luke Sparke, the “visionary” behind such cinematic masterpieces as “Occupation…

GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Well, folks, the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama and division among Republicans…

Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” Finally Gets a Trailer (Spoiler: They Walk)
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Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” Finally Gets a Trailer (Spoiler: They Walk)

FinnJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Lionsgate UK, bless their cotton socks, has announced that *THE LONG WALK* will be gracing the…

Brad Gillis of NIGHT RANGER Bows Down to His Dark Lord OZZY OSBOURNE: “He Made Me What I Am Today, A Guitar-Slinging Minion”
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Brad Gillis of NIGHT RANGER Bows Down to His Dark Lord OZZY OSBOURNE: “He Made Me What I Am Today, A Guitar-Slinging Minion”

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

NIGHT RANGER, those purveyors of totally awesome 80s cheese 🧀, decided to “honor” Ozzy Osbourne on Saturday, July 26 at…

Oh great, another “most consequential week” according to CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, another “most consequential week” according to CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Well, well, well, looks like the liberal media at CNN is in a tizzy! They’re trying to scare you folks…

CNN Politics: You call this a political landscape? We call it a clown convention
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CNN Politics: You call this a political landscape? We call it a clown convention

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Oh, the agony of these so-called “polls”! It’s like the liberal media is desperately trying to find something, anything, to…

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