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Tag: Katy Perry

Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?
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Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Breaking News! Katy Perry, bless her heart (and her ticket sales), has apparently forgotten what a microphone is for and…

Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
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Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups 🌼, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA 🎭 that is Katy Perry and her sudden…

Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎤🥴
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Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎤🥴

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. 💖 It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…

🎵 AI Blackmail on Deezer: Musical Revolution or End of the World? 🤖
🚨 Deezer Under Siege: AI Terrorists Attack! 🎶
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🎵 AI Blackmail on Deezer: Musical Revolution or End of the World? 🤖

Chord F. DiscordApril 17, 2025April 17, 2025

In a world where artificial intelligence has already learned to write poetry, paint pictures, and even cook borscht, the time…

🤖 Technical Glitch or Conspiracy? Why Katy Perry Didn’t Stay in Space! 🛸
🎤 Petition Failed: Katy Perry is Back on Earth! 😅
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🤖 Technical Glitch or Conspiracy? Why Katy Perry Didn’t Stay in Space! 🛸

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2025April 14, 2025

Yesterday was a real shocker for space travel enthusiasts and, of course, for those who signed the petition to keep…

🎧 Katy Perry’s «143«: Hidden Trump Code or Pop Disaster? Critics Explode 🎤
🎤 Katy Perry’s Trump - Tinged «143« Album — Cancel Culture Just Hit Maximum Overdrive 🧨
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🎧 Katy Perry’s «143«: Hidden Trump Code or Pop Disaster? Critics Explode 🎤

Chord F. DiscordDecember 30, 2024December 30, 2024

Katy Perry’s latest album, «143«, is making waves — but not the kind she’d hoped for. Since its release on…

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