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‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)
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‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…

“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
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“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! 🙄 A LIGHT…

Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right
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Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Prepare for the ✨thrill✨ of your life! Drive-In Movie Night on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th! Gates open at 5:00pm for…

‘Highlander’ Reboot Gets the Chop (Literally!) After Superman Trips Over a Sword
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‘Highlander’ Reboot Gets the Chop (Literally!) After Superman Trips Over a Sword

FinnSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

So, apparently, Superman himself, Henry Cavill, got a boo-boo while playing with swords ⚔️ and kilts in preparation for the…

Super Mario: The Title Strikes Back (And It’s Official, So Deal With It)
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Super Mario: The Title Strikes Back (And It’s Official, So Deal With It)

FinnSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

😂 It’s official, folks! The sequel to the critically acclaimed (by toddlers and Chris Pratt stans) Super Mario Bros. Movie…

Witness the trainwreck: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck star in Joe Carnahan’s cinematic abortion, The Rip
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Witness the trainwreck: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck star in Joe Carnahan’s cinematic abortion, The Rip

FinnSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Ben Affleck and Matt Damon! 🎉 Back again, huh? This time they’ve teamed up with Joe Carnahan…

Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original
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Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Black Bear (lol, bears can’t produce movies 🐻🎬) is gracing us with the cinematic masterpiece Christy, starring the one and…

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Morphs into Methuselah for New Flick, Sheds 3 lbs of Pure Muscle
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Morphs into Methuselah for New Flick, Sheds 3 lbs of Pure Muscle

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

So, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, bless his heart 🙄, is apparently shedding his mountain of muscle 💪 to morph into…

Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
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Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…

Summer Nights: More Like Summer Bummer, Am I Right
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Summer Nights: More Like Summer Bummer, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most thrilling event EVER! 🤡 Friday, September 12th, get ready to squeeze your whole squad…

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