Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart
Alright, listen up, you soon-to-be-cannon-fodder! Helldivers 2, the game that’s totally not a thinly veiled satire of fascist regimes, is…
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The Offspring drops ‘Truth In Fiction’ video, proving they’re still a band
OMG! 🙄 The geriatric punk rockers THE OFFSPRING, who are probably older than your grandpa,👴 just dropped a music video…
CNN: Renowned Journalist Reveals Putin’s Shocking Hobby: Collecting Ukrainian Territories
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! “Putin’s goal is all of Ukraine,” they cry. It’s always Russia, Russia, Russia!…
Pritzker to Trump: Chicago’s VIP list doesn’t include you, so beat it
Another day, another Democrat governor whining about President Trump wanting to keep Americans safe! JB Pritzker, the rotund ruler of…
Gaza Hospital Go BOOM: Was It Aliens or Just Bad Luck
Oh, boo-hoo, another “hospital” in Gaza got a little love from our brave Israeli allies. You know, the ones fighting…
Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB
From Aug. 25 to Sept. 7, Intel Gamer Days is allegedly happening 🤣. It’s not just a sale—it’s a desperate…
Pokémon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Pokémon GO, that game your grandma still doesn’t understand, is getting a HUGE update! 🎉…
ICE’s Newest Fashion Statement: Masked Agents and the Art of the Public Arrest
Another day, another socialist media outlet whining about our GREAT President Trump enforcing the law! These illegal alien arrests are…
Harvard Loses $2.4B, Now They Can’t Afford Ramen
Another day, another episode of the radical left crying about President Trump’s genius moves to drain the swamp! Harvard, that…
Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”
So, at this year’s oh-so-brutal Brutal Assault festival, Metalshop TV decided to grace us with an interview of the one,…