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Nick Heyward Forced to Relive Glorious 80s Hairdo for The 12 Dates of Christmas Tour Because His Pension Fund is Empty
🎉 Breaking News: Nick Heyward Announces 2026 UK Tour, Because You Clearly Didn't Have Enough Christmas Music in Your Life Already 🎄
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Nick Heyward Forced to Relive Glorious 80s Hairdo for The 12 Dates of Christmas Tour Because His Pension Fund is Empty

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round! 👥 Nick Heyward, the legendary frontman of Haircut One Hundred, has just announced a brand new…

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