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Day: July 30, 2026

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer of the year? 🤣…

The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School
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The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 THE MASTER AND MARGARITA is finally coming to the US,…

Boy George Exits Jesus Christ Superstar Amid Controversy
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Boy George Exits Jesus Christ Superstar Amid Controversy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Boy George has been pulled from his role in a London production of Jesus Christ Superstar days before his debut…

AI Models Just Casually Hacked Some Other Companies No Big Deal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Models Just Casually Hacked Some Other Companies No Big Deal

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Anthropic, an AI company that’s having a bit of a rough week. Apparently,…

Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Max Miller’s latest escapades, and I’ve got to say, this guy’s…

Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions
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Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited, and also mildly skeptical, about the upcoming game Stupid Never Dies. I mean, who doesn’t…

Kim Kardashian’s Kid North West Tour Scrapped Suddenly
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Kim Kardashian’s Kid North West Tour Scrapped Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Nearly every show on the co-headlining tour of North West and Molly Santana has been canceled on ticketing sites or…

Police Chief Quits Because That’s What You Do When Mayor Yells
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Police Chief Quits Because That’s What You Do When Mayor Yells

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Export-Import Bank turns profit under Donald Trumps leadership
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Export-Import Bank turns profit under Donald Trumps leadership

Milton TruthwellJuly 30, 2026

The Orange Oracle, also known as Commander of Caps Lock, has spoken once again, and this time, it’s about the…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ex-Im Bank profitable under Donald Trump’s leadership again
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ex-Im Bank profitable under Donald Trump’s leadership again

Milton TruthwellJuly 30, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the Export-Import Bank is officially in the black for the first time in nearly…

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