Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…
Day: July 23, 2026
Depp Channels Jack Sparrow in Ebenezer Scrooge Trailer Drops
Johnny Depp’s big Hollywood comeback comes in the form of Ebenezer, a new take on Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol…
Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s…
Charli XCX Reveals Her Favorite Hidden Gem Movies
Charli XCX’s love of film and her pivot towards the medium is out there for all to see. Now, some…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 24 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is bracing itself for another TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET. In a…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE President DJT gets enthusiastic endorsement on Truth Social
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER…
Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…
Conor Oberst Struggles To Write About Trump Era
Conor Oberst, the singer-songwriter behind Bright Eyes, is finding it “almost impossible” to bring out his early 2000s protest songwriter…
Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna
Amazon and Warner Bros. are at it again, because what the world really needed was another Batman game. I mean,…
New York City Streets Prove Perfect Spot For Casual Stabbings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two men were stabbed in broad daylight on the Upper West…