Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy new court case, and I just can’t believe it. The…
Day: July 29, 2026
Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A shootout at a crowded Seattle…
Hole resuscitates 90s angst for nostalgic millennials with vinyl reissues
I mean, who didn’t see this coming? 🙄 It’s not like we’ve been begging for the return of Hole’s iconic…
Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…
AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? 🙄…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE President DJT gets thanks from Abe
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
Obama Lawyer Claims Epstein Accuser Not Credible Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House Counsel, is in hot…
Terrorism suspect convicted of stabbing famous author in the neck somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Hadi Matar was convicted of federal terrorism charges…
Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…
Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the drama going on at Howard University. Apparently, over 200 of the…