Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Maine Senate race, and I’ve got to…
Day: July 18, 2026
Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still considering arresting Israeli…
Tate Brothers’ Vacation Ends Abruptly, Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama unfolding with the Tate brothers, and let me tell…
WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)
WAILIN STORMS kicked off the touring cycle for their outstanding fifth album, The Arsonist, with a hometown show in Durham,…
ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer named David Brouillette, who…
Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye
Oh boy, it’s finally happening! 🙌 URIAH HEEP is embarking on their farewell tour, “The Magician’s Farewell”, and I’m not…
MAKE in Durham, NC (07/17/2026)
Sludge and post-metal from Durham, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
TWISTED SISTER Needs Your Permission To Replace Singer With Slightly Less Old Guy
Breaking News: TWISTED SISTER Recruits Sebastian Bach for Fall 2026 Shows and We’re Still Trying to Process This Information 🤯…
‘Who’s Laughing Now?’ Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
LANSING, MI — Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers…
Wailin Storms in Durham, NC (07/17/2026)
Southern Gothic rock from Durham, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…