L7 Throws Geriatric Punk Party with LUNACHICKS: Prepare for Maximum Mosh Pit Aches
OMG, L7 is STILL a thing? 🤣 Apparently, these geriatric rockers are throwing themselves a “40th Anniversary Bash” because, let’s…
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‘Terrifier’ House: Prepare to be Mildly Annoyed at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights
Hold onto your adult diapers, folks! 🤡 Art the Clown, that beacon of sophisticated cinematic artistry, is gracing Universal Studios’…
Of Ash And Steel—Twisted Metal: More Like Mildly Bent Spoon
Oh, Of Ash and Steel, you had me at “indie.” Because nothing screams “AAA quality” like a game made by…
Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ for 35th Time at Some Italian Thingy
So, Judas Priest, those geriatric metal gods, apparently graced Italy with their presence at the Ferrara Summer Festival. 🙄 Yes,…
THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese 🧀, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…
Papa Roach Vomits New Single ‘Braindead’ Featuring Some Guy From H2O or Whatever
PAPA ROACH, those lovable elder statesmen of nu-metal (👴🏼), are back with a brand new banger called “Braindead”, featuring Toby…
Nickelback Played at Office, YouTube Instantly Nukes Nuclear Blast Channel
The metal world just took a devastating blow straight to its face-piercing. Legendary heavy label Nuclear Blast Records — known…
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Drops ‘Aftermath’ Vid: Prepare for Mild Disappointment
The album was another reminder of why KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, who have earned several gold and platinum certifications (back in the…
Witness: LAST IN LINE’s ANDREW FREEMAN Butchers AC/DC Anthems With Cover Band in Sin City
OMG! 😲 On June 12, some dude named Andrew Freeman, who sings for LAST IN LINE (never heard of ’em),…
James Hetfield Spills the Beans: ‘Metallica Movie Saved My Life’ – Because Apparently, We’re All Superheroes Now
On Wednesday, June 11, the geriatric squad known as METALLICA hobbled into the premiere of their new cinematic masterpiece, “Metallica…