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GeForce NOW on Steam Deck: Cloud Gaming or Cloudy Judgment
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GeForce NOW on Steam Deck: Cloud Gaming or Cloudy Judgment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Okay, so like, remember when cloud gaming was the laughing stock of the entire gaming community? 😂 Yeah, well, NVIDIA’s…

Murderbot: Apathetic Robot Saves Humanity (Again, Ugh)
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Murderbot: Apathetic Robot Saves Humanity (Again, Ugh)

Finn McFrameMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Okay, so some “critics” are slobbering all over ‘Murderbot’ and giving it a “respectable” 7.5/10. 🙄 As if that means…

Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required
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Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Oh no! 😱 Apparently, some dude named Peter David, a “writer of stuff” (his words, not mine 🙄), shuffled off…

Has-Been Katy Perry CLONES Miley’s Career?! 😱 Brother EXPOSES Petty Pop Princess! 💅😂
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Has-Been Katy Perry CLONES Miley’s Career?! 😱 Brother EXPOSES Petty Pop Princess! 💅😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 25, 2025May 25, 2025

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn! 🍿 It seems the only thing higher than Katy Perry’s space flight was Trace Cyrus’s…

GHOST: “Phone-Free” Tour Gets Owned by Phone (Oslo Show Leaked!)
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GHOST: “Phone-Free” Tour Gets Owned by Phone (Oslo Show Leaked!)

Chord F. DiscordMay 25, 2025May 25, 2025

Fan-filmed video of GHOST performing the song “Square Hammer” on May 24 at Spektrum in Oslo, Norway can be seen…

PATRIK JENSEN of THE HAUNTED Finally Figured Out How to Plug In His Guitar After 8 Whole Years
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PATRIK JENSEN of THE HAUNTED Finally Figured Out How to Plug In His Guitar After 8 Whole Years

Chord F. DiscordMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

So, THE HAUNTED, those Swedish thrash metal *pioneers* (air quotes, obviously), are FINALLY gracing us with a new album, “Songs…

Pokémon TCG Pocket: Prepare for Eldritch Horrors from Dimensions We Didn’t Even Know We Needed to Exploit For Cardboard
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Pokémon TCG Pocket: Prepare for Eldritch Horrors from Dimensions We Didn’t Even Know We Needed to Exploit For Cardboard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

OMG, you guys, they’re STILL milking this Pokemon TCG Pocket thing? 🙄 Like, haven’t they heard of, I don’t know,…

Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?
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Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Breaking News! Katy Perry, bless her heart (and her ticket sales), has apparently forgotten what a microphone is for and…

Honkai: Star Rail Adds *Another* Healer and DPS? 😴 Guess they ran out of creative juices and just hit “copy-paste” with extra sparkles ✨ in Version 3.3.
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Honkai: Star Rail Adds *Another* Healer and DPS? 😴 Guess they ran out of creative juices and just hit “copy-paste” with extra sparkles ✨ in Version 3.3.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 Hoyoverse, those benevolent overlords of our gacha-fueled dreams (and nightmares 💸), have graced…

COMPUTEX 2025: Corsair’s MAKR 75 Kit – Because Apparently You Can’t Handle a Prebuilt Keyboard Like a Grown-Up
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COMPUTEX 2025: Corsair’s MAKR 75 Kit – Because Apparently You Can’t Handle a Prebuilt Keyboard Like a Grown-Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Corsair, bless their little cotton socks, has decided that *we*, the unwashed masses of…

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