The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)
Oh, the horror! The internet went down for a few hours. You know who’s behind this, right? Probably China or…
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Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…
PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)
In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouses at Skratch N’ Sniff and SNSMix.com, PAPA ROACH‘s supreme leader, Jacoby Shaddix,…
BUSH Drops New Single ‘The Land Of What Now?’ From Upcoming Album ‘I Beat…My Meat’
Grammy-nominated (but did they win? 🤔), multi-platinum (back when people actually bought CDs 💿) rock band BUSH (still around? 👴)…
SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025
SOULFLY, in a move that can only be described as either genius or a sign of the impending apocalypse, has…
Sleep Token Accidentally Stumbles Onto Charts, Confuses Millions, Achieves “Success”
According to Billboard, SLEEP TOKEN’s fourth full-length studio effort, “Even In Arcadia”, has landed at position No. 1 on the…
LORNA SHORE: New Album
OMG! LORNA SHORE is gracing us with their presence in 2025! Prepare yourselves, mortals, for the sonic apocalypse! 🤘 They’re…
Oh GREAT, Steve Perry and Willie Nelson Ruin a Perfectly Good Journey Song, Just What the World Needed
🚨🚨BREAKING: Steve Perry, formerly known as the voice of JOURNEY (but let’s be real, the *only* reason anyone listened), has…
Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival
🚨BREAKING: Suzanne Vega, bless her heart, almost canceled Glastonbury ’89 because of a STALKER! Apparently, someone wasn’t a fan of…
Jamey Jasta Teases Possible Single (or Two!) From Hatebreed, Sending Fans Into a Frenzy of Mild Anticipation 🙄.
Jamey Jasta, the overlord of breakdowns and purveyor of all things tough-guy hardcore, has spoken! In a groundbreaking interview with…