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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! 🤪💰🎉
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! 🤪💰🎉

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one 😉), have decided…

Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill 🤕, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive 😂
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Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill 🤕, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive 😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight 🤣), finally…

Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄🍿🎬.
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Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄🍿🎬.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. 🙄 Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…

Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage 🌭🎶👵
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Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage 🌭🎶👵

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Pet Shop Boys, those synth-pop grandpas 👴👵, have allegedly “remixed” a “lost” Tina Turner track, *Hot For You…

Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden 🙄🎸🥁👴
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Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden 🙄🎸🥁👴

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

🚨 EMERGENCY! 🚨 The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, bless its cotton socks, has announced its 2025 inductees. Hold…

Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options 🙄🚌🍎🚀.
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Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options 🙄🚌🍎🚀.

Finn McFrameApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…

Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming 🤑😂🎸.
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Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming 🤑😂🎸.

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

OMG, you guys! 🙄 David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…

Spotify Hits Lady Gaga with a $1M Bill After «Abracadabra» Breaks Records: «Servers Are Melting!» 🔥💸
Gaga’s Success Costs Her $1M?! Spotify Blames «Abracadabra» for System Overload” ⚡💻
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Spotify Hits Lady Gaga with a $1M Bill After «Abracadabra» Breaks Records: «Servers Are Melting!» 🔥💸

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 19, 2025February 19, 2025

Lady Gaga just made history with her latest single “Abracadabra”, smashing records on Spotify with a mind-blowing 123,736,959 monthly listeners…

💀 Disney’s Streaming Disaster: 700K Gone, But They Say « Only Racists Left »! 🤯
💀 Disney's Streaming Disaster: 700K Gone, But They Say «Only Racists Left»! 🤯
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💀 Disney’s Streaming Disaster: 700K Gone, But They Say « Only Racists Left »! 🤯

Finn McFrameFebruary 7, 2025February 7, 2025

The House of Mouse continues to burn faster than Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar. Walt Disney Corporation recently reported that its…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to authenticity.

  2. canary apple red on HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to Ryan.

  3. Bleach on 🛒Amazon Takes Full Control of 007: James Bond Gears Up for the Battle of Likes and Discounts🎬April 25, 2025

    The Met Gala theme this year: \'millionaires but make it expensive.\'

  4. Crazy Eights on Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? 🤡🎉April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to 5000.

  5. Sleek Assassin on 🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!April 25, 2025

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