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Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?
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Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Alright, gather ’round, fellow would-be tycoons and spreadsheet enthusiasts! 🎩📊 Let’s talk about Transport Fever 3, the game that promises…

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Rose Bowl Flea Market: Where Your Grandma’s Trash Becomes Your Treasure (or Vice Versa)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Rose Bowl Flea Market: Where the Stars Shop for Your Grandma’s Lamp ✨🛍️ The second Sunday of every month, over…

“Learn to Mold Clay Like a Pro While Funding Trash People—Pottery for a Cause!”
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“Learn to Mold Clay Like a Pro While Funding Trash People—Pottery for a Cause!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

Event Ended: Pottery Workshop Turned Out to be a Bust! Well folks, it looks like the much-hyped “Introduction to Pottery…

‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official
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‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official

FinnJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Well, folks, the Library of Congress just announced their picks for 2025’s National Film Registry and, surprise, they’re preserving all…

Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show
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Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Hold onto your wallets, gamers! 🤯 Valve, the beloved overlords of Steam (aka that place where your paycheck goes to…

White House Bravely Retreats from Minnesota Mishap as Public Does That Annoying ‘Caring About Lives’ Thing Again
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White House Bravely Retreats from Minnesota Mishap as Public Does That Annoying ‘Caring About Lives’ Thing Again

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Trump Administration Exposes Minnesota Democrat Circus, Sends in Real Law Enforcement After Leftist “Nurse” Fuels Border Chaos In a stunning…

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Hah, Fort Bend Parents: Prepare for KidsLinked Houston’s 2026 Children’s Festival Where Your Wallet Goes to Die

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Mark your calendars for February 1st, 2026, because the 2026 Houston Children’s Festival is about to turn Sugar Land Town…

MATT SORUM Claims VELVET REVOLVER Was Inches From GUNS N’ ROSES Status: ‘We Just Ran Out of Steam (And Maybe Talent)’
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MATT SORUM Claims VELVET REVOLVER Was Inches From GUNS N’ ROSES Status: ‘We Just Ran Out of Steam (And Maybe Talent)’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, literally everyone who follows classic rock drama), Matt…

Return To Silent Hill Gets Buried Alive by Fans and Critics in a Glorious, Dumpster-Fire of a Launch
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Return To Silent Hill Gets Buried Alive by Fans and Critics in a Glorious, Dumpster-Fire of a Launch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

🚨 SILENT SCREAMS: ‘Return to Silent Hill’ Crashes and Burns, Proving Some Games Should Stay Digital 🚨 Oh, what a…

No Rest for the Wicked’s Together Update Proves Misery Loves Company and by Company We Mean Lag and Friendly Fire
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No Rest for the Wicked’s Together Update Proves Misery Loves Company and by Company We Mean Lag and Friendly Fire

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

🎉 Oh, look! Moon Studios finally figured out how to let us torment our friends in No Rest for the…

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