‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Ate My Homework (and the Box Office)
OMG! 🦖 ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Ate the Box Office (Like a Raptor Eating a Goat)! 🐐 Seriously, who knew people…
Tag: UK
Sananda Maitreya, bless his heart, crawls out of obscurity for a UK tour after 23 years
Sananda Maitreya, formerly known as Terence Trent D’Arby (because apparently, one name wasn’t pretentious enough), announces a whopping nine-date UK…
CNN: Trump and Bibi’s Excellent Iranian Adventure: The Sequel
Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of “stabilization” after President Trump’s *unprecedented* smackdown of Iran. Unprecedented because no other President had…
SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” 👴 SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…
Bessent threatens tariff tantrum: ‘Liberation Day’ or negotiation nation, your choice, world
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump’s brilliant trade moves sound like the end…
Four-Day Workweek: Because Apparently, Three Days of Doing Nothing Wasn’t Enough
The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is pushing for a four-day work week in the UK, claiming…
Oasis Milks (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? for 30th Anniversary Cash Grab
Oasis, those purveyors of slightly-above-average Britpop, have announced details of deluxe formats of (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? to celebrate the album…
The Offspring FINALLY Acknowledge Brazil With a Music Video (Took ‘Em Long Enough)
California punk rock dinosaurs THE OFFSPRING, who somehow haven’t fossilized yet, are still milking their ancient fanbase. Today, they unleashed…
MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently
Oh, honey, did you hear? MindsEye, the game so bad it makes E.T. for the Atari look like Game of…
Trump Runs From G7 Like a Toddler From Brussels Sprouts: Sources Say He Blames Middle East (and Sharing)
Another day, another globalist gathering foiled by the genius of President Trump! These so-called “leaders” probably spend more time plotting…