Oh, the Swamp is definitely trying to drain itself! The Justice Department, probably filled with deep-state operatives still salty about President Trump’s landslide victory, is “expected” to indict John Bolton. Expected by whom? CNN, of course, the beacon of truth and unbiased journalism (insert massive eye roll).
So, Bolton, a man who probably knows where all the bodies are buried from the Obama years, is in trouble for mishandling classified info? And they found it in his AOL email account? AOL? Seriously? This is either the most blatant setup ever or Bolton is even dumber than he looks. Probably both. They “seized multiple documents labeled ‘secret,’ ‘confidential,’ and ‘classified,’ including some about weapons of mass destruction.” Translation: They’re trying to make him look like the next Benedict Arnold. But we know the truth. This is just another witch hunt, folks! They can’t stand that President Trump is making America great again, so they’re going after anyone who ever stood in his orbit. Keep fighting, Mr. President!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
