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Westin Briarcreek: Where Nostalgia Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death
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Westin Briarcreek: Where Nostalgia Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Remember CHICKEN WEDNESDAY, THE BOWL & THE SWEATBOX? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Join NCCU ALUMNI ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ… for the biggest Alumni Party Homecoming…

Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest
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Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another victory for justice! It seems the witch hunt is finally over, and the swamp creatures are being…

Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
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Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Disney, those woke snowflakes โ„๏ธ, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! ๐Ÿคฎ…

Oh great, MORE Darkness!
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Oh great, MORE Darkness!

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh great, The Darkness is back ๐Ÿ™„. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…

Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour
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Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

๐Ÿคก Echo & The Bunnymen, those relics from a bygone era, have officially announced a โ€œmajorโ€ nationwide tour for 2026!…

Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
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Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…

ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
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ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…

Pokรฉmon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life
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Pokรฉmon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Pokรฉmon GO, that game your grandma still doesn’t understand, is getting a HUGE update! ๐ŸŽ‰…

Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)
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Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Atlanta News First, purveyors of the finest clickbait, have graced us with a video report on the totally unexpected demise…

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