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How Deep Is Your Love (For Data Mining)
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How Deep Is Your Love (For Data Mining)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Film buffs, mark August 16th! Brooklyn Army Terminal, 80 58th Street, Brooklyn, NY 11220. Doors at 7:00 PM,…

Gay Movie Night: Prepare to be Bored
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Gay Movie Night: Prepare to be Bored

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Oh, look, another “film studio” (πŸ™„) called STArt Film Studio is gracing Seattle with its presence. They’re a “non-profit” (suuure…

Rhett & Link’s Wonderhole Season 2: Prepare for Disappointment
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Rhett & Link’s Wonderhole Season 2: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Mythical Beasts assemble! πŸ€ͺ Rhett & Link are gracing Regal Theater, Los Angeles, August 16 for Wonderhole Season 2 Premiere!…

Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover
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Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOMS FOR TROPIC CON 2025 HERE Prepare for the ultimate showdown of mediocrity! Tropic Con is HERE!…

Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs
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Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 Dragula’s Fantasia Royale Gaga is gracing Ink N Ivy with her presence! πŸ’… Get ready for a Pride…

Bollywood Orgy
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Bollywood Orgy

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 10, 2025

**Oh, no refunds?!** 🀣 Bollywood Party – Tampa, where your money goes to die!πŸ‘» Book tickets and weep, knowing your…

Bad Guys 2: Prepare for More Mediocrity This August
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Bad Guys 2: Prepare for More Mediocrity This August

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Drive-in movies are back! πŸš—πŸ’¨ Admission: $18-$28 per car (2-6 ppl). Extra peeps? $5 (cash only, obvi). Park…

Wedding Workshop: Prepare to be Engaged (Against Your Will)!
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Wedding Workshop: Prepare to be Engaged (Against Your Will)!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

**OMG! πŸ’ Run, don’t walk, to “The Engaged Experience: A Wedding Workshop” on Saturday, August 16, 2025, 10:00 AM –…

Lowrider ‘Classic’ Car Show: More Like Classic Cars Collecting Dust
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Lowrider ‘Classic’ Car Show: More Like Classic Cars Collecting Dust

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

**😱Another boring event alert!😱 Head to Donald E. Stephens Convention Center, 5555 N River Rd, Rosemont, Illinois, United States. View…

My Melody and Kuromi: Frenemies Selling Stuff?
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My Melody and Kuromi: Frenemies Selling Stuff?

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

**OMG! My Melody & Kuromi Besties Market! 🎟️ Book tix NOW! But, like, it’s NOT the real deal, ok?** 😜…

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