Texas Redistricting Masterplan: White House Plots Hilarious Five-Seat GOP Heist
Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still weeping about 2016 (and 2020!), begrudgingly reports that our glorious leader…
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Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact
More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the…
DHS Secretary Noem to Kickstart the “See Ya Later, Immigrator” Express, Courtesy of Trump’s Piggy Bank
Homeland Security is about to unleash hell on the illegal immigrant hordes, thanks to President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”! Secretary…
AI-generated Fake News Frenzy: US Officials Edition
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re now claiming that Secretary of State Marco Rubio and White House Chief of…
CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain’s Take
Oh, CNN, never change. Now they’re telling us a teddy bear can comfort flood victims. I’m sure those conservatives in…
Trump throws epic tantrum at “traitor” Powell, blames him for everything (again)
Looks like the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama about President Trump’s perfectly…
PKK Surrenders: World Peace Achieved, Thanks CNN
More chaos in Kenya, brought to you by Soros-funded agitators! CNN, always eager to smear law enforcement, is crying crocodile…
Trump throws another tariff tantrum: Prepare to pay more for stuff
Oh, CNN is at it again, peddling their fear-mongering nonsense about President Trump’s brilliant tariffs! They claim “economists” (probably those…
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks
Oh, the horror! Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, card-carrying member of the liberal Supreme Court cabal, is “concerned about the state…
Jerome Powell’s White House Beef: It’s Getting Spicy
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s “campaign” against Fed Chair Powell. It’s not a campaign,…