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OMG, Is Hunter Schafer About To Bless (Ruin?) The New Zelda Movie?
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OMG, Is Hunter Schafer About To Bless (Ruin?) The New Zelda Movie?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Apparently, Hollywood is officially out of ideas, folks! They’re “considering” Hunter Schafer for Princess Zelda in the upcoming…

The Wire Actor’s Kid Does Extreme Skydiving, Blames Tornado
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The Wire Actor’s Kid Does Extreme Skydiving, Blames Tornado

Finn McFrameMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Poot from “The Wire” (yeah, that’s all he’s ever done) claims a tornado demolished his house in Georgia!…

Oh Great, Another Witch Flick: Joey King Might Ruin ‘Practical Magic’
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Oh Great, Another Witch Flick: Joey King Might Ruin ‘Practical Magic’

Finn McFrameMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the cinematic dumpster fire that is…*drumroll*…’Practical Magic 2′! 🧙‍♀️🔮…

Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably
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Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably

Finn McFrameMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

OMG! Greta Gerwig, fresh off her *Barbie* success (because apparently, that’s the only thing she’s ever done now), is apparently…

AI’s Global Supply Chain: Is Your Toaster Obeys Ethical Guidelines?
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AI’s Global Supply Chain: Is Your Toaster Obeys Ethical Guidelines?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

AI is Racist, Data Centers Steal Water, More at Milan Seminar! AI perpetuates colonial logic and structural discrimination, says the…

FOO FIGHTERS KICK OUT JOSH FREESE?! He’s TOTALLY FINE GUYS, Just Mildly Annoyed They Replaced Him With a Drum Machine
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FOO FIGHTERS KICK OUT JOSH FREESE?! He’s TOTALLY FINE GUYS, Just Mildly Annoyed They Replaced Him With a Drum Machine

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Drummer Josh Freese has been FIRED from the FOO FIGHTERS! 🤣 Did anyone actually notice he was even *in* the…

Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
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Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. 🙄 They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……

Oh great, another director for the X-Men? 🙄 Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬
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Oh great, another director for the X-Men? 🙄 Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬

Finn McFrameMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys will NOT believe this “news”! Apparently, Disney, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof 🤔), is…

Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer 🧦🤷‍♀️😂
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Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer 🧦🤷‍♀️😂

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? 🤷‍♀️) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…

Rise of Rebellion Flops: Samurai RPG without DEI Crashes on Steam! 😂
Game Industry Shocked: Japanese Go Full Traditional, Ignore Woke Agenda! 🤯
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Rise of Rebellion Flops: Samurai RPG without DEI Crashes on Steam! 😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

If you thought the Japanese game industry would just bend over for every Western trend, think again! On April 22,…

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