Konami Milks Nostalgia Cow Dry With “Totally New” MGS3 Intro (Spoiler: It’s Not)
Okay, Konami just dropped the “remade” Snake Eater opening for *Metal Gear Solid ฮ: Snake Eater* (yes, they’re still calling…
Tag: Xbox
EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars
Okay, so apparently some dude who used to push pixels for Star Wars Battlefront 2 wants to “get the band…
Xbox Game Pass: Now You Too Can Experience the Joy of Playing Games Your Grandma Probably Already Beat
Wow, Xbox Game Pass just dropped an update so earth-shattering, so revolutionary, it’ll probably cure world hunger and solve climate…
Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a โGears of Warโ movie happen. ๐…
Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter
So, apparently, some whiny “fans” are clutching their wallets tighter than a goblin guarding its gold because *Borderlands 4* might…
World of Tanks Dressed Up as Vikings Again, Probably to Sell More Loot Boxes ๐โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Oh, great, just what the world needed: more tanks. But wait, hold your horses (or should I say, tanks?)! Wargaming…
OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 โ are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? ๐คฃ๐ฎ๐ฐ
OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what just “leaked” from the FCC! ๐ฑ Apparently, ASUS is working on a SECRET “Project Keenan”…
Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed ๐โ๏ธ๐ฎ.
OMG! ๐ฑ Xbox Game Pass is blessing us with *more* games in May? As if we needed MORE reasons to…
Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit ๐ค
So, the gaming industry, huh? You thought you were just playing games for fun? WRONG! ๐คฃ It’s a multi-billion dollar…
Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing ๐
OH. MY. GOD. ๐ Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…