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Day: June 9, 2025

Thus Spoke Zarathustra in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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Thus Spoke Zarathustra in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

Deathcore from Elkton, Maryland! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Lilith’s Demise in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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Lilith’s Demise in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

Deathcore from Miami, Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

BackSlide in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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BackSlide in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

Metalcore from Augusta, GA! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Columbia, South Carolina! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

South Austin: Become a Gumshoe or Just Get Mugged
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South Austin: Become a Gumshoe or Just Get Mugged

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in South Austin!** 🕵️‍♀️ Visit 10 locations, solve crimes, and become…

Alpha Strain in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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Alpha Strain in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

Hardcore/beatdown from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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