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Day: June 23, 2025

Nickelback Played at Office, YouTube Instantly Nukes Nuclear Blast Channel
Nickelback Destroys Metal Empire: YouTube Nukes Nuclear Blast Records Channel After Janitor’s Fatal Music Choice
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Nickelback Played at Office, YouTube Instantly Nukes Nuclear Blast Channel

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

The metal world just took a devastating blow straight to its face-piercing. Legendary heavy label Nuclear Blast Records — known…

Today is the day in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
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Today is the day in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

American noise rock from Nashville, Tennessee! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Merc in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
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Merc in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

Hardcore form Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy
Elephant Reads CNN

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still sniffing around trying to stir up trouble in the Republican party. Apparently, Marjorie…

Bog Loaf in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
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Bog Loaf in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

«Shit Rock» from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic
Elephant Reads CNN

Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…

American Airlines Flight Turns Into Vomit Comet: 5 Passengers Experience Gravity the Hard Way
Elephant Reads CNN

American Airlines Flight Turns Into Vomit Comet: 5 Passengers Experience Gravity the Hard Way

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Five people slightly inconvenienced on an American Airlines flight! You just know this is Biden’s fault somehow.…

Local Man Discovers New Interpretation of “Openly Carry” at Church, Pastor Slightly Agitated
Elephant Reads CNN

Local Man Discovers New Interpretation of “Openly Carry” at Church, Pastor Slightly Agitated

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another so-called “mass shooting” averted by brave, God-fearing Americans. Seems like this “Brian Anthony Browning” fellow, probably a…

10 Most Carbon-Friendly Vehicles In 2025
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10 Most Carbon-Friendly Vehicles In 2025

FinnJune 23, 2025

With the world falling apart and the threat of a nuclear holocaust looming each day, everyone can agree that the…

Bryan Ferry and Amelia Barratt’s “Loose Talk”: More Like Loose Stool
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Bryan Ferry and Amelia Barratt’s “Loose Talk”: More Like Loose Stool

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, joy! 🙄 Bryan Ferry And Amelia Barratt – Loose Talk (BMG). Apparently, Bryan’s still alive. Who knew? So, Ferry’s first album…

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