US “Accidentally” Misplaces Iran’s Nuke Stuff, Claims It’s “Totally Gone”
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re whining that the air strikes on…
Day: June 22, 2025
Oops! US accidentally “liberates” Iranian oil fields, price of freedom skyrockets
Oh, the horror! Oil prices are up after we gave Iran’s nuke program a little nudge. You know, because Obama’s…
AC/DC to Inflict “Music” Upon Australia in Late 2025 Stadium Tour, Humanity Weeps
OMG! 👴🏻🎸⚡️ AC/DC, those geriatric rockers who haven’t had a decent album since, like, the Stone Age, are apparently dragging…
VALORANT’s New Map Corrode: Prepare for Tactical Geniuses (or Just More People Yelling at You)
Oh, great, another map. 🙄 As if we needed more places to get headshot by 12-year-olds who somehow have the…
Adam Kinzinger, who?, says Trump’s Iran strikes were, get this, the “right move”
Oh, look, even cryin’ Adam Kinzinger agrees! Trump’s Iran strikes were “the right move.” Probably surprised him as much as…
Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…
CNN’s Panel Roasts VP Vance’s Iran Take: Were Our Past Presidents Just Too Smart for This?!
Oh, look, the RINOs are at it again, folks! J.D. Vance, bless his heart, trying to make sense of Biden’s…
🎸 Ink & Metal: Inside Rebel Ink Tattoo Shop with Michael Hunter 🤘
Welcome to Rebel Ink Tattoo — a legendary tattoo shop in Boiling Springs, South Carolina, where needles meet heavy metal!…
Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress
Read MoreThe OnionThe following is an open letter from Global Tetrahedron CEO Bryce P. Tetraeder that was included with each…
‘American Deterrence is Back’: More Like ‘American Tantrums are Back’ Says Guy with a Straight Face
So, “Defense Secretary” Hegseth, huh? More like Secretary Woke-seth. Finally, SOMEONE in this administration is pretending to have a spine…